Australia, 2021? Any thoughts, ideas, suggestions? Love to hear them. I’ll be starting my research in the next couple of months.
The compass never stops spinning!
I’m thinking…
Ireland by the numbers
first day, first Guinness 
Newgrange, Neolithic passage tomb 
Bray Head 
Glendalough, Wicklow Mountains National Park 
Rock of Cashel 
sunshine! 
Hore Abbey, County Tipperary 
St. Colman’s Cathedral, Cobh 
cliff walks! 
Killarney National Park 
Allihies, Beara Peninsula 
stone forts 
Valentia Island 
Gap of Dunloe 
Sybil Point and the Three Sisters, Dingle Peninsula 
Cliffs of Moher 
Inishmore, Aran Islands 
Clonmacnoise 
River Shannon 
Clonmacnoise Castle 
Killary Harbour 
Downpatrick Head 
sea pinks 
Benbulben 
Slieve League Mountain 
Cumber Upper, County Derry, home of my great-grandfather 
Ballintoy, Antrim Coast 
McArt’s Fort, Belfast
- months spent planning this trip: 3
- books read in preparation: 18
- films watched in preparation: 10
- TV series watched in preparation: 5
- days on the island: 83
- cars rented: 3
- jaunting cars rented: 1
- miles driven: 3452
- accidents or fender-benders: 0
- countries visited: 2
- counties visited:
- Ireland: 22 of 26
- Northern Ireland: 3 of 6
- national parks visited: 5 of 6
- fjords visited: 3 of 3
- stone forts visited: 5
- coastal rings driven: 3
- days over 70°F: 1
- hikes: 25
- wild goats seen on hikes: 29
- snakes seen on hikes: 0 (thank you, St. Patrick!)
- bike rides: 1
- yoga practices: 7
- Airbnbs rented: 14
- blogs written: 62
- photos saved: 2762
- favorite pubs: 11 (of approximately 80)
- delicious Irish craft IPAs: 12
- Irish whiskeys sampled: 11
- ginger snaps consumed: 166 (approximate)
SeagullTV
Our apartment in Belfast was on the ninth floor of the building. A tiny place, just snug enough for two, it was one room wide. One wall in the main living area was all window. The couch faced the window so that sitting there was like watching the city unfold on the big screen. I loved sitting on that couch. It’s where I blogged, read, paid bills, and did just about everything in the apartment but eat and sleep. I had a front row seat to the world, 135 feet above the pavement.
We saw a lot of birds. Seagulls mostly. Swooping and diving just on the other side of the glass. It was startling at first—a bird coming at you at 25 mph will wake you out of a proofreading stupor in a flash! Yet they always diverted in the nick of time.
We gradually got used to the bird traffic. It appeared to be especially heavy in the early evening. One evening, as I gazed out on my domain, I noticed two seagulls on the wall of an apartment balcony across the street. She sat contentedly on the wall; he landed next to her. She moved to the opposite end of the wall. He approached. She moved farther away. He retreated. She advanced an inch at a time until they were only a foot apart. He flew away. How coy!
I watched this avian soap opera develop across the way over several days. Often there was one bird. Sometimes two. Sometimes one would launch, as if the urge to stretch her wings was suddenly more than she could bear. Sometimes five seagulls would swoop by in formation and abruptly spiral vertically upward. But there always seemed to be one seagull on the balcony wall overlooking the flat roof of the building next to it.
One day I saw her descend to the low wall that surrounds the rooftop on three sides. She sat for hours, content to watch the world go by. Why doesn’t she leave, I wondered, fly around like the rest? And then I noticed the gravel on the rooftop moving. What? I picked up the binoculars. There were three little balls of gray fluff pecking in the gray gravel of the roof. All that time, on the balcony and roof wall below, she was watching over her brood.
I was obsessed with the baby birds. Every morning, first thing, I’d scan the rooftop for them. It worried me that there was no protective wall on the front edge of the building. They slept in a cluster of weeds at the front left corner, for Pete’s sake. If they roll over in their sleep…. Mama didn’t appear to be concerned. But she was always just a few feet away. I know how mamas think, and I’m sure her nonchalance was just a ruse to foster independence in her chicks.
This morning I said goodbye to all my birds as we vacated the apartment. I wished the babies good luck with the flying thing when it’s time. Practice beforehand, I advised, and stay away from the edge until you know you’ve got it down. And I wished Mama peace and consolation when it’s time for them to go.
New heights
For our last walk in Ireland I chose Belfast Castle. Not a castle built for royalty, it was built in the 19th century by the 3rd Marquess of Donegall. And in 1934 it was presented to the City of Belfast, which usually indicates financial difficulties on the part of the owner.
The castle was not open to the public on the day we were there, in preparation for a wedding that evening. But we weren’t there for the castle, which is a good thing. The visitor center was extremely limited in scope. The brief video wouldn’t play. The staff member shrugged. Sometimes it does. Sometimes it doesn’t.
We were there for the hike. Belfast Castle was built on the face of Cave Hill and offers fantastic views of Belfast and Belfast Lough, especially at the top of the hill at McArt’s Fort, which today is just a few rocks on a promontory. I’d love to tell you more about its history, but there were technical difficulties at the visitor center….
It was the perfect hike for us. Three hours, 900 feet of elevation gain to get the heart pumping, gorgeous views, and sunshine.
When we got to McArt’s fort, there were four guys trying to assemble a kite. Marcus watched them struggle until he couldn’t stand it any longer. “Who’s the engineer?” he asked. They all laughed. Not an engineering gene amongst them.
“I’m a clinical psychologist,” one of the guys quipped. “I can help if you need to know how we feel about making this kite.” They all laughed.
“What kind of a knot are you planning to use on that harness?” Harness?
Marcus put down his hiking sticks and shed his camera. I knew we were in for the long haul. The guys watched in wonder as he pulled his multitool from one of his cargo pockets, cut string, and tied knots that would knock the socks off a sailor.
“Should these stays be bowed inward or outward?” he asked. Stays?
“I think it would be more aerodynamic if they bowed inward.” Sure, sure, they chimed in as they watched over his shoulder.
Thirty minutes later, the kite was constructed and Marcus was instructing them on the rudiments of flight. Their eyes glazed over.
“You know, trying to launch a kite on the edge of a cliff is a bit dicey,” he counseled. “You might want to try it on more level ground, where you have room to run with it.” Yeah, thanks mate. We’re good. Cheers!
We continued our walk. Every now and then we’d hear a cheer in the distance and look back. The kite would get some wind, and then nosedive back to earth.
Of all the things I love about Ireland, I’ll miss walking the most. Every good-weather day (probability of rain less than 50%) we’d find a trail within 50 miles of where we were. We were out in it three or four times a week. And with each walk you never knew what, or who, you’d find. As with this three-month journey of ours, there’s an adventure waiting around every bend in the trail.
There’s a wall?
A Canadian couple we met on this trip heard we would be traveling to Belfast and highly recommended the Black Taxi tour of the city. “It will give you a good perspective of the Troubles.” I was especially interested in taking in Belfast’s experience after learning a bit about Derry’s. I expected murals and other artifacts of the riots and violence that rocked Belfast in the late 20th century. What I didn’t expect was a wall.
A three-mile “peace” wall, no less. 45 feet high in some places and topped by razor wire and other sharp objects. Heavy iron gates, manned by video surveillance, are opened during the day. But at night, when there is a greater propensity for violence, they are locked tight as a prison cell. Over the years they have reduced the number of gates from 20-something to two. Tighter security or tighter control?
The wall cuts through the heart of West Belfast. Nationalists live on the south side. Unionists on the north. (I’ve stopped calling them Catholics and Protestants because, as our Black Taxi guide told us, this issue has nothing to do with religion.)
Nationalists identify with civil rights causes around the world. 
Unfortunately, civil unrest here led to violence. 
Memories of happier days in West Belfast. 
Nationalists sympathize with other states’ struggles for independence. 
Bobby Sands, an icon for Nationalist Ireland. 
King Billy, an icon for Unionists.
The wall was first built in 1969 after the outbreak of violence during civil rights protests. It was only meant to stand for six months. Okay, I get that. But because the wall was effective in reducing the number of conflicts at the time, they built it longer, taller, and more permanent. That I don’t get. And since the Good Friday peace agreement in 1998, which I thought was working of its own accord—albeit tenuously—the wall has been fortified further. There is talk from the Northern Ireland Executive of taking the wall down by 2023, but the locals are not optimistic. It continues to grow in length as West Belfast expands toward the mountains.
I can’t believe there’s a wall! In all my reading, nothing was said about it. No one has mentioned it. I was shocked. I barely noticed the murals. I couldn’t focus on what our guide was telling us. I couldn’t think of what questions to ask.
Peace wall—a political oxymoron. In Derry, a peace bridge celebrates a peace agreement with art that bridges—geographically, if not yet ideologically—two parts of the city. It’s open, it’s accessible, it’s optimistic. A wall, no matter what word you tack in front of it, promotes nothing but segregation and alienation.
We talked to a guy here in Belfast who told us that when he was growing up in the 70s, all the schools were either Catholic or Protestant. You didn’t get to know kids from the other side of the wall in the intimacy of a classroom. You certainly didn’t attend church with them. And you didn’t play with them on the streets or sports fields. The lesson learned was: They’re different; stay away from them. The first step toward peace, he said, is to start living with them side by side, get to know them, and come to accept them. Only then can the wall come down.
It will take generations to accept the differences and forget the hate. Peace won’t come from politicians on a certain date; it can only come from within in its own time.
Belfast
Our last stop on this beautiful island. We couldn’t have picked a better city in which to wind up our trip. Belfast, with a population of around 350,000, is not a large city, but it’s just perfect for us. It has plenty to offer in the way of art, architecture, history, culture, and outdoor activities, and it is incredibly walkable. We’re staying in an apartment a half-mile south of city hall, and our car hasn’t left the parking lot.
Our favorite section of Belfast is the Cathedral Quarter. Off its main roads are small alleyways called “entries” that draw you in by virtue of their snugness. I feel compelled to wander down them, exploring their boutiques, restaurants, and pubs.
The River Lagan waterfront has undergone a major renovation in recent years, beginning with the river itself. A weir was built across the river to allow for control of the tidal river’s water level, making the shallower stretch upstream of the harbor a friendlier place for wildlife, small boat traffic, and development. We chatted for a while with a guy who works at the weir, and he asked us if we wanted a behind-the-scenes tour. Heck, yah! He took us down into the maintenance tunnel that runs under the weir. We walked from bank to bank underneath the river!
The city has commissioned art pieces for the waterfront area as well, including my old friend, the Salmon of Knowledge. [Finn’s Causeway]
Over the centuries, the structure of the river has been straightened and deepened to accommodate increasingly larger ships in the busy harbor. Shipbuilding, a mainstay of Belfast’s economy for centuries, reached a pinnacle in the early 20th century when emigration peaked in Ireland. In 1907 the White Star Line authorized the construction of three Olympic-class luxury liners to assist in the transport of emigrants to America. The second of the three was the HMS Titanic built by Harland & Wolff ship builders in Belfast between 1909 and 1912.
In 2012, the centennial year of Titanic’s maiden voyage and tragic sinking in the North Atlantic, Titanic Belfast, a museum commemorating not only the Titanic phenom but also Belfast’s shipbuilding industry, opened on property that once belonged to Harland & Wolff. We can attest to the quality of the exhibits; we spent three hours taking it all in. We also had lunch in the new Titanic Belfast Hotel on the property, built in the refurbished White Star Line offices. Very classy!
What was formerly known as Queen’s Island, home to Belfast’s prolific shipbuilding industry, has been renamed the Titanic Quarter and has been a huge boon to Belfast’s tourism industry. The two large, yellow Harland & Wolff (H&W) gantry cranes, nicknamed Samson and Goliath, are no longer in use, as shipbuilding has all but died in Belfast, but were left standing to pay tribute to the industry that made Belfast a major world city. They’re visible from many places throughout the city, and we’re always delighted to see them peeking around a corner.
The road most traveled
I saw a photo of the Dark Hedges years ago in one of those emails that circulates with some of the most amazing photos you’ve ever seen of über-remote places on our planet. I mentally swore I would go there one day. Today I did.
The Dark Hedges is rated as one of top five tree tunnels in the world. Tree tunnels—I didn’t even know it was a thing. And who rates them anyway?
The tunnel would have been magnificent, except for all the tourists—GoT tourists, for the most part, some dressed in costume. Yes, the Dark Hedges was used in the wildly popular Game of Thrones as the King’s Road which Arya Stark traveled to escape King’s Landing in Season 2. And I got to visit the King’s Road today with Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen.
The road—one of those ordinarily gorgeous, backcountry Irish roads—was closed to vehicular traffic a couple of years ago because of the tourists. The Woodland Trust is concerned that high vehicular traffic could damage the already fragile shallow-root system of the beech trees. Five trees have been lost to storms in the past few years.
Today there were two full-size tour buses, both with the Game of Thrones logo emblazoned on the back window, and a dozen or more cars parked just off the closed road—on another ordinarily gorgeous, backcountry Irish road. The locals in this peaceful wee community must be beside themselves.
We were there, so we took photos—full of tourists—and moved on. I feel bad for having contributed to the hullabaloo. Poor timing on my part. I wish I had traveled this road before Arya did.
Making way while the sun shines
We never had any intention of walking across the rope bridge at Carrick-a-Rede, so we almost skipped the sight altogether. Heights are not our thing, especially on a 66-foot length of flexible surface suspended between two large rocks 98 feet above the North Atlantic. But we thought we’d stop by to watch others take the challenge. We had walked out to the Giant’s Causeway that morning, and then had a nice lunch in the town of Bushmills. (No, not a liquid lunch.) The sun was still shining gloriously when we emerged from the restaurant. We needed to be outdoors.
Carrick-a-Rede (pronounced Carrick-a-Reedy) is from Scottish Gaelic, Carraig-a-Rade, meaning “rock in the road,” the “rock” being a plug blown out of a volcanic vent 60 million years ago and the “road” being the sea route for Atlantic salmon on their westward journey past Carrick Island off the northern coast of Ireland.
Over 350 years ago fishermen began to set their nets in the salmon-rich waters around Carrick Island, but they needed a way to check on them without having to launch a boat into the turbulent Atlantic each time. So they strung a rope bridge across the gap between mainland and island to give them access to their nets. (Though I can’t imagine crossing a flimsy bridge during hazardous weather conditions on the North Atlantic any more than I can imagine taking a boat out in it.)
Fishermen no longer use the rope bridge, as there is no wild salmon in this part of the Atlantic anymore, so the bridge has become a tourist attraction—of the extreme sort. One source has it that there are some people who cross it once, and refuse to walk back across it. They have to be rescued from the island by boat.
The walk out to the bridge (on solid road) was spectacular—some of the best weather we’ve experienced lately and some of the most beautiful landscape. The Antrim Coast is every bit as gorgeous as the western Atlantic coast of Ireland.
Great day to be outdoors. Great day to watch crazy tourists get their adrenaline rush for the day.
Finn’s Causeway
Once upon a time there was an Irish giant named Finn MacCool, or Fionn mac Cumhaill as he called himself in his native language. Finn wasn’t a Jack-in-the-Beanstalk kind of giant. He didn’t eat little children. Nor was he an ogre. He was pretty much a happy-go-lucky kind of guy, just very large. Finn used his hunting and warrior skills to fight evil, for the most part, but occasionally also took care of a few items on his own agenda, as is a giant’s prerogative.
When Finn was a boy, he trained under the druid Finnegas. Finnegas had spent seven years trying to catch the Salmon of Knowledge, a wonder of a fish that lived in the River Boyne and had become all-knowing by living off the hazelnuts of a holy tree. Whoever ate the Salmon of Knowledge would gain from it all the knowledge of the world.
While Finn was under the druid’s care, Finnegas finally caught the fish-of-all-fish. He told Finn to cook it for him, which he did while Finnegas eagerly anticipated his eye-opening meal. But while cooking, Finn burned his thumb and instinctively put it in his mouth, thereby tasting the fish and receiving its knowledge. Far from being angry, when Finnegas saw the light of knowledge in Finn’s eye he made sure Finn polished off every last bite of the salmon. Finn was able to call upon this knowledge in future confrontations with his enemies.
Finn decided to build a path of stepping stones across the twelve miles of water between Ireland and Scotland so he could easily cross without getting his feet wet. One day as he was working on it, he heard that a nasty old giant named Benandonner (definitely one of the ogrey kind) was looking for him. Knowing Benandonner was up to no good, Finn asked his wife Oona to help him hide. Oona dressed Finn as a baby and put him in a cradle. When Benandonner showed up, Oona told him Finn was away but was expected back at any moment. She offered Benandonner a griddle cake she was making. Unbeknownst to Benandonner, Oona had baked griddle irons into some of them. Benandonner took a bite, broke his teeth, and howled like a baby. Oona made fun of him, calling him weak. She fed a cake (without metal in it) to her “baby” who, of course, gobbled it down quite easily. Benandonner, afraid of what the father of this monster-child must be like, decided to clear out before Finn got home. He fled across the causeway to Scotland, destroying it as he went so that Finn couldn’t follow him.
The Giant’s Causeway is a geological wonder of over 40,000 interlocking basalt columns created by the slow cooling and shrinking of lava flows under the sea over 60 million years ago. It is like nothing I have seen before.
This crazy, curious landscape, and the engaging legend the Irish created centuries ago to explain it, is what brought me to Northern Ireland. The rest is icing on the cake.
FarmTV
We’re in Ballycastle now, on the northeast coast of the island. It’s a cool, wee town with the hustle and bustle of the village out the front windows and the idyllic farm pastures out the back—like watching FarmTV on a large-screen TV. We’re constantly checking to see where the animals are.
“What are the sheep up to? Oh, grazing.”
“Did you notice? The sheep that were in the upper right pasture yesterday are now in the lower pasture, under that tree line.”
“The cows are sleeping off their third breakfast.”
“Aw! That ewe is nursing two lambs. And grazing at the same time!”
“Take a look at those black rain clouds rolling up over the ridge!”
“Where are the cows now? I hear them bawling. It’s 4:30. They must want to be milked.”
“Are those sheep going to stay out all night?”
“What? Are they still grazing?”
Giant’s Causeway? Bushmills? Carrick-a-rede? The Glens of Antrim? Why do we need to leave the apartment? Pull up a chair.
“Oh, look! The sheep are grazing again!”